Flooded out of my apartment on Monday; it hasn’t stopped raining since. It’ll rain til Tuesday. I hope I’m just dreaming I’m in a Gabriel Garcia Marquez book & wake up soon.

(reading baudrillard over lunch in a cafe & in between two meetings on the best day ever)

fozmeadows:

Everyone’s heard of friendzoning – even if they don’t know the word, they sure as hell know the concept. It’s what happens time and again to unfortunate Nice Guys who, despite being nothing but sugar and spice to the girls they love, are nonetheless denied the sexual relationships they so…

First ramps of the season.

secondstroke:

Shortly after this package was delivered, the postman said “Ya know, I’ve been delivering these packages to you for the last year now, and I gotta ask… What the hell is the Kingdom of Treatland?”

Yeah Treats!!!!